Does it ever feel like politicians are afraid to address the issues that really matter? Well, not Vermin Supreme. If elected president, the self proclaimed "friendly fascist" promises to instate a nationwide tooth brushing law and provide a federally subsidized pony to every American citizen. Finally, a candidate who understands what the Founding Fathers were talking about. Although other presidential hopefuls might seem like satirical parodies at times, Vermin Supreme is indeed a performance artist, and his foray into politics began long before his 2012 presidential campaign. According to CNBC, this year marks Supreme's third appearance in the New Hampshire primary, part of his ongoing quest to become "Emperor for the New Millennium." (MORE: Campaign Circus Reaches Fever Pitch in New Hampshire) In December, the Dumbledore esque satirist appeared at a forum for lesser known Democratic candidates in New Hampshire. Sporting his trademark boot fashioned as a hat, he discussed the key tenets of his platform, which centers largely on dental hygiene. "For too long," he declared, "this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay in spirit and incisors." Though unabashedly ludicrous, Supreme's discourse did address socially relevant topics, like the nation's increasing dependence on foreign oil. For some a complex issue, for forward thinking Supreme the solution is clear: harness the power of zombies to create energy. Plans to turn pony poop into methane gas in conjunction with the federal pony identification program are also in the works. There, problem solved. Supreme political and social involvement, however, extend beyond his presidential pursuits. Blast Magazine reported that the performance artist has appeared at Occupy Boston demonstrations, temporarily shedding his signature get up and donning a superhero/Uncle Sam/devil/clown costume. 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From depression that numbs an individual until feeling anything even pain is a welcome relief from that numbness. And surely all that's true in this case, but if I had to blame just one thing, it would have to be that goth cheerleader costume. You realize she was just a kid, right? You don't really need to go to psychiatry school to know there might be something wrong with the symbolic gesture of dressing up your daughter as a soldier against cheer. Little girls are allowed to be happy, y'know? Couldn't you wait like at least ten more years before you filled her with bitterness and anger? Raising a daughter and holding a seminar on how to be a Suicide Girl shouldn't be the same thing. 3. SWEET PEA WHAT PARENTS TELL THEMSELVES WHEN BUYING IT "So what if I just suffered a traumatic brain injury, who says I shouldn't be out shopping for a kid's costume? OK, so what are kids into today? Well, let's see by the check of my watch the year would appear to be 1938 so, right, Popeye! A Sweet Pea costume will be all the rage!" WHAT A PSYCHIATRIST WILL TELL THEM ABOUT THEIR CHILD YEARS LATER "Your son's hemophobia or "blood phobia" is the result of lingering memories stemming from his first Halloween, or more specifically, the photos of it he saw in the years that followed. I'm sure if he knew who Sweet Pea was, it would have been less traumatic, but, seriously, no one knows. I mean, thank goodness I took that elective on antiquated, tangentially important cartoon characters in med school, or even I would have missed it. So yeah, long story short, he's all phobic because he's been convinced for years that you'd dressed him up as a drop of blood on his first Halloween. But y'know what? Even if your son draped the cloth differently or if Sweet Pea's baby gown were blue, why would you buy this? What is the store even charging you for? The hat? You could have saved your money and just taped a sign to his head reading "anyone under 70 need not try to guess who I'm supposed to be." 2. BABY LADY GAGA WHAT PARENTS TELL THEMSELVES WHEN BUYING IT "Ha!!! I LOVE this! Baby Lady Gaga outfit. That is too much. What will they think of next? The most talented singing performer in the last 20 years, and now in child size? Oh, and its perfect for my baby, because that fashionably outrageous crown will divert focus from my daughter's missing limb." WHAT A PSYCHIATRIST WILL TELL THEM ABOUT THEIR CHILD YEARS LATER "Um, at your request, I've examined your daughter and I can't find anything wrong with her aside from the missing arm but that's not a psychiatric problem. I think she just doesn't like Lady Gaga as much as you. You have to understand that when people say "you'd have to be crazy not to like Lady Gaga," they don't mean that literally. Also, no one says that." 1. HUMAN WHOOPIE CUSHION WHAT PARENTS TELL THEMSELVES WHEN BUYING IT "Oh, fuck. Why did I wait til the last second to buy a costume for my baby? And since when did the homeless guy in the alley outside my apartment start selling baby costumes? Oh well, this is all he has, what's the worst that could happen?" WHAT A PSYCHIATRIST WILL TELL THEM ABOUT THEIR CHILD YEARS LATER In a word, your son is suffering from coprophilia, sometimes known as fecalphilia, but for our purposes, let's just call it, "poo crazy." He enjoys the taste, smells, and sensations of poo. Even deriving pleasure from it sexually. It's a somewhat rare condition and usually no one can say why someone's synapses hard wire in this particularly way. But this is not one of those times. Did you actually dress your son up as whoopee cushion? You thought that amusing, did you? What can I put my baby in? Oh, I know. A fake fart generator! I figure at some point, he crapped his diaper. So you had a baby, covered in poo, wrapped inside a device designed to deliver poo sounds. That's just a lot of poo for a young mind to process. Good job. I hope you're reincarnated as port o potty at a Motorhead outdoor concert, you sick bastard.
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